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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but browse the internet and then wonders why his life sucks? One by one I’m gonna make up for all the grass I didn’t touch.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yu-Ar-El? Is he Kryptonian?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Not nearly that classy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What's that porn, URL? I'm feeling

Picture of Randy from My Name Is Earl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still, I've gotten some looks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably because you're sexy 😉

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Go on. I wanna see where this leads

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Role for initiative

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, not this shit again. I’m sure there’s a GIF somewhere about this issue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I made this meme in a giffy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey URL, go and fetch your friend JSON!

Makes perfect sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If URL then I am Kira