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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (5 children)

You know how it goes, first people start saying the silly meme phrase “ironically”, then they can’t stop themselves saying it, then it becomes awkwardly unironic, and then it gets embedded in the lexicon and Miriam-Webster adds it to the dictionary

2060 is going to be lit fam AHEM I mean it’s going to be funny

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I am guilty af here, fr.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I've been dealin' with'em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend's little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Broccoli cut

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and the al-qaeda be like: "lmao gotem"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Airplane hits tower.... pilot yelling "KOBE"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Brokkoli, it's pretty fetch.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's called the "meet me at McDonald's" haircut. No joke

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's actually typically called the "Broccoli cut."

At least that's the only way I've heard it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Why the heck is this in /c/shitpost? That's a quality post and it belongs to the front page lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lemmy loves shit and poo this is where the nuggets hang

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Situation is very sus

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I know I'm old but what does 'no cap' mean?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It means you're being On God Fr Fr about something

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It means "I am not being capricious"

Jk I have no clue and don't care don't correct me

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

9/11 was not poggers

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head... sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means "the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner" so... now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that's surely what made me think of my own word... gotta flush it out somehow?)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rizz is just short for "Charisma"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

There is no z in charisma, obviously it's short for Rizzoli

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

sir the twin towers got phanum taxed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was watching the Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve from 1999 and immediately after the ball dropped they cut to a shot of the NYC skyline with the WTC intact.

My Zoomer kid was shocked. Every time they've seen the WTC it's been at the start of some 9/11 documentary.

[–] bdonvr 15 points 9 months ago (10 children)

It's in every "cut to a shot of NYC" scene pre-2001

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

This is going to be "too soon" until all of the millennials are dead.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone outside the US are over it, especially considering the war to follow

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

George Carlin was first.

Joan Rivers got there just after.

We've been laughing at jokes about 911 for ages. Being edgy isn't new, even boomers do it

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Millennials in NY were cracking dark jokes about 9/11 in high school. “Too soon” never existed for some of us.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I feel attacked! 9/11 this mf!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Why does zoomer Bush look like Tony Khan?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why does Tony Khan look like zoomer Bush?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

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