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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I've literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that's true chaotic neutral on my part...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Where does ketchup on the wall fit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's good. So she doesn't pick at your fries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.

Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.

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