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I'm in my 30s well past my schooling years. I accept the rock.
That's at least 500 2 ton rocks, one for each week
I think the deal becomes void after the first one crushes me to death but feel free to keep going if you want. I wont mind
"More weight"
Epic Giles Corey reference
Yes and I do not even go to school.
I miss depressionmemes
Only an idiot would accept this deal 2 tons would kill you thats like having a dump truck park on you make it like 300 pounds or something also how long is it going to be on top of me a week of school/work might suck but it probably won't kill you details people check the fine print
for you maybe but I'm built different
but would it be quick?
Technically this is no school for the rest of your life. When you consider that, honestly it might not be a bad deal!
Don't worry. It only crushes your legs and you are hospitalized for two weeks
More weight
Is it a sexy crush?
SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA*
Give ๐ me ๐ rock ๐ daddy ๐
jorjor reference
Of course
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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