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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

You can just print your own forklift license online, that's how I got started. They didn't realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

A forklift licenses mean practically nothing. I've seen grown men who have been on a forklift their whole lives make stupid mistakes over and over while kids a fraction of their age without a license can flip dimes.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

We had a forklift operator who sold his car for cocaine. He would do an entire shift without his forklift stopping once. When he failed the drug test our offload time drastically increased.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Drug testing for cocaine is a rookie boss mistake. You gotta test for downers like pot and heroin that make your employees lazy. Uppers like cocaine and meth should be strongly encouraged.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"everyday" = "mundane"

"every day" = "daily"

Here's your tree.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

And that's why I'm not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

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this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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