this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Now the question: do you want people to be jealous, impressed or scared of your corpse?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

All of the above?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I want archaeologists in the future to gain some very bizarre misconceptions about our time from my corpse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"We have no idea what the significance of the find is, but we are leaning towards a religious or ceremonial aspect."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Robot sex never ends well. :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I can't feel my legs!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

"Numbness will subside in several minutes."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

have you heard of ultrakill?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We are Borg!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

He was a fan of that blow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Best to have that kind of sex in a hotel. Don't forget to tip the housekeeper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It ain't called a 'blow'job for nothing