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[–] 118 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You could move out of your mother's basement

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.

    Save up, buy a house.

    Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.

    Donate to charity.

    Donate to worthy political causes.

    Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.

    So many options.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Donate to worthy political causes.

    Buy a politician and actually change shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

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    [–] 69 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    Start playing Magic. Your money will go POOF in no time.

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I've been in this situation.

    Get married to a single mom and you'll be broke again in less than a year and in debt the next. That's the quickest way to lose all of your money.

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    [+] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    There are way too many comments in this thread for it to be okay that yours is the only one mentioning investing for retirement.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Could even pay for porn at that point, crazy!

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Depends on character traits of anon.

    Some invest/gamble

    Some hoard wealth

    Some uses it fight boredom like going to places, travelling, hobbies, etc.

    Some try sharing with others or straight up doing charities

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    If you are young and there's nothing you really want to do with a significant amount of money, your emergency savings are decently big, and you don't intend to make a significant purchase in the near to mid future, then you find yourself a tax-free retirement account, a world index fund and an S&P 500 index fund and distribute money across them with the priority being reaching whatever is the max in the first one

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  • [+] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child)
    • Save an emergency fund of 6-12 months of expenses. You never know when the rug will get pulled out from under you.
    • Pay off all debts.
    • Save at least 15% of income into retirement accounts (not counting any matches).
    • Give to charity or random internet persons.
    • Buy a house.
    • Pay it off.
    • Max all retirement accounts, invest in some mutual funds, give more.
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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Invest it until you can quit job. The old people call that retiring.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Vacations, where every trip costs like a mid range gaming pc.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Unironically anon has cracked the big secret of capitalism; the end goal doesn't matter until someone is trying to steal it from you, and they will try because some people are sick in the head

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Send me $400 to buy a telescope lmao

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Buy some more avocado toast?

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  • Be like me: so anxious at the prospect of running out of money you just never spend it.

    Need new clothes? Is that really a need?

    Want to try a hobby? If you don’t like it you’ll feel pretty silly having invested in it.

    But a gaming PC? The parts will be obsolete in a year anyways.

    Nice cookware? What’s wrong with ye older stuff, it still works just don’t use the bad side of the spatula or you’ll scratch the pan.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Give some of it to poor people. Being disabled in this country sucks.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Buy a house and stop mooching off your parents?

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    People when you tell them about saving your money

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We are sunsetting Google House in accordance with our wider goal of shutting down everything. You will be evicted on march 2nd, 2024 and all buildings will be demolished between march 31 and june 1st. Thank you for being with us for this project!

    Why god?

    We launched Google House 7 years ago as an attempt to make shareholders think we are still capable of doing something useful. As we focus on making new short-lived products to perpetuate this lie, we no longer have the resources to maintain our rent collection system.

    What will you do with the land?

    We didn't think this far but the current plan is to leave them as gravel sanctuaries.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Well, life keeps kicking me in the balls and I currently need about $5000 to get back on track thanks.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Donate to Lemmy :)

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Dildo collection

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Travel around.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Enjoy the fact that there’s more and more money in your bank account? I personally find solace in that fact.

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