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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He knew that he was willing to help in the case of an emergency, but needed to double check that he was able before the stewardess came around and asked.

Good thing he checked too, because it turns out that no, he would not have been able to assist in an emergency. Well, other than opening the door and promptly falling out.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

I thought the plane is supposed to be missing screws, not the passengers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

These mental issues are becoming so prevalent that airlines might need to set up cages in aircraft to prevent physical disruption of flights

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The plane will miss passengers when they fall out, good point.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

In this case, it was the passenger that was missing some screws...

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Wild week for air travel

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So yeah, that lever that says “OPEN” in big, bold, red letters? Don’t pull that!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

But it says open! You cant just not open it! It’s like putting a shiny red button in front of me and telling me to not push it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Didn't Douglas Adams write a bit around that in one of his books? It says, "Warning: Do not look into laser with remaining eyeball," or something to that effect?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think that joke's been around for a while, but there is the Terry Pratchett line about how if you had a button with a sign next to it saying "pressing this button will end the world, do not touch," the ink wouldn't even have time to dry.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

A jolly, CANDY-like button!

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ. That's how you go through life, isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Ngl the call of the void has tempted me with this one

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why did Boeing do this? /s

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Passenger wanted to boing from a Boeing

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What grace, eh?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Should have waited for a blowout by the unused emergency door like everyone else

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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