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Showerthoughts

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Mmm hot bean juice.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's also as old as dirt

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Deep dish pizza...

Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How dare you sir and/or ma'am?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mhmm.. soup..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit

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