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[–] 120 points 2 years ago (24 children)

Do people actually want this?

Like, I know the megacorps that control our lives do (since it's a cheap way of adding value to their products), but what about actual users? I think many see it as a novelty and a toy rather than a productivity tool. Especially when public awareness of "hallucinations" and the plight faced by artists rises.

Kinda feels like the whole "voice controlled assistants" bubble that happened a while ago. Sure they are relatively commonplace nowadays, but nowhere near as universal as people thought they would be.

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Do people actually want this?

    Nope. Just like those stupid hard coded buttons on my Roku remote that I have never used.

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    [–] 117 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (31 children)

    This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of. I'm not buying any keyboard or laptop that has this key. There's enough Linux-first vendors these days that it's easy to avoid (Framework, System76, Tuxedo, etc). It's time to be done with Lenovo and Dell.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (21 children)

    This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of. I’m not buying any keyboard or laptop that has this key.

    Which is exactly what people said about the Windows key.

    Now it's all but impossible to buy a keyboard that doesn't have it. Worse, most of us use it without thinking.

    Sure you can call it Super if you like, and even have a Tux key-cap on it, but there used to be a literal gap between the Alt keys and their Ctrl brethren in the lateral directions away from the space bar, and those days are long gone.

    There'll be the niche users who stick with old keyboards without this new key, just like there are the die-hards who have stuck resolutely to the old IBM keyboards and the like from pre-1995, but if you want a new keyboard?

    Gonna have to shell out a small fortune for a custom build or make do with that dumb new key.

    (Shoutout to the Context Menu key which went as unmentioned in the above as it goes unused in day to day use, despite having been included with its Super cousin since day one.)

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    [–] 87 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This is Clippy v2.0 and I'm sure it will be just as helpful.

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    [–] 69 points 2 years ago

    So you can pressed accidentally activating the fucking AI and make the numbers go up so Microsoft can then go and say to investors look millions are using my AI. So annoying.

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago

    That's funny, because getting an ad for Copilot inside my startmenu was actually what made me go back to Linux after 10 years.

    This tracks.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Why? Win+C launches Copilot already, if you want to use it. It's simple enough currently, why change it? This will just make everything worse.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Really milking that fad before they inevitably push anything useful behind a monthly paywall.

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    [–] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Can't wait to see this gone in the next 3 years.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Alas, often, no. Just another logo we can't be rid of.

    In some cases, the Copilot key will replace the Menu key or the right Control key, a Microsoft spokesperson told CNBC in an email. Some larger computers will have enough room for both the Copilot key and the right Control key, the spokesperson said.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I am getting flashbacks to the multimedia keyboards on yesteryear:

    https://deskthority.net/wiki/Multimedia_keyboard

    Thanks MS, but no thanks, I don't need it.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    this kind of shit is what gives AI a bad rep

    no one needs this

    almost no one wants it

    and they'll kill it in a couple of years like they did it with Cortana

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    [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    I have nothing against the people that are working on AI and appreciate the work they do. However every time I see an article about a company using AI like this I just get the vibe that it's a bunch of middle aged men trying desperately to make things like the "future" they saw when they were a kid. I've seen amazing implementations of AI in a lot of different ways but I'm so sick of dumb ideas like this because some guy that used to watch Star Trek as a kid wants to feel like they live in the future while piggybacking on someone else's work. It's like the painted tunnel in cartoons where it looks like a real tunnel but in reality it's just a very convincing lie. And that's all that it is. Complexity does not mean sophistication when it comes to AI and never has and to treat it as such is just a forceful way to make your ideas come true without putting in the real effort.

    Sorry, I had to get that out. Also I have nothing against Star Trek and I used to watch it as a kid because my parents watched it all the time.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Please don't.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    how could it possibly be that urgent that it needs a key dedicated to it

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Woo-hoo! Secondary hyper modifier key - can't wait!!!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    Can't help but think about how Facebook inc rebranded itself to Meta to chase/promote the metaverse fad.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Rebranded Cortana?

    Destined to fail.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Lol fuck off Microdong.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Time to buy some more of those little Tux keyboard superkey stickers :)

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is copilot another windows app I'll need to uninstall? Thanks for the heads up!

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Can they just make the copilot shortcut on my taskbar permanently fuck off? It appears erratically and I don't seem to be able to get rid of it when it's there.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'm happy as a clam with my 1984 loud as fuck IBM Model M keyboard in Windows.

    Think you need a Windows key? CTRL-ESC. I use CTRL-ESC even on modern keyboards.

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    They're really pushing this AI shit fr

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    So it disappears without Windows?

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