who the FUCK is black mold futures

e: I have a day one account, I know who BMF is, lmao. I was just being facetious towards OP not mentioning them

I still expect to see UlysseysT's formulaic comments. Gone, but not forgotten.

liberalsocialist erasure

Tervell.

Not legendary, but he posts a constant stream of content into my slop bucket and I can't help but respect that.

cromalin literally spends her entire waking existence digging up gold for c/traaaaaaans and this is the thanks she gets??

and no happybadger? he's the premier source for patriotic facts about the Democratic People's Republic of Sashatown!

not even a single mention of kristina or dayofdoom??? no othello????

i could go on forever but i won't. send me your address OP. right now.

If I ever become known as 'legendary' I'm logging off forever.

ya'll remember 7 Deadly Fetishes? he was legendary for bad reasons. More infamous, i suppose.

One day this site will know me by my effortpost comments which follow the exact same pattern:

• Hyperspecific information about random topics

• Is extremely pedantic about wording

• Goes on wild tangents when using examples, analogies, and irl experiences that often take up half of the comment itself

• Is visibly restraining self in the comment from rolling off of one rant and directly into another one

• Uses too many paragraphs

• Fails to respond to replies at least half of the time

• Terrible proofreading

• Always has more to say, gestures at this often, tries to remember that people might actually have to read the comment and holds back because of character limits and attention spans

• A love of semicolons

• e.g., i.e., etc. all the time

• Every third sentence comes with (bonus additional content), frequently needs to use square brackets within parentheses because the bonus content has its own bonus content

• Often threatens to make effortposts in comments, rarely does

Strong vibes

Shitbird.

Melina. Enough said

trying to pick up the slack jeez dude

ignoring @privatized_sun@hexbear.net too smh

TC69 erasure

I like to think I'm at least well known for always being around.

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net is a legendary poster so legendary he logged off

The most legendary posters eventually log off to go on big

ReadFanon will someday too, I'm sure of it

Catadora_Stalinism

RESPECT TERVELL, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I'm happy y'all enjoy my shitposts, please smell what I am cooking.

sorry but @Civility@hexbear.net is the best poster on this site

@JoeySteel is truly legendary as he was a top-tier power poster who was banned over three years ago, so only the oldest posters remember him.

Okay

I led a fucking moomincoup and this is the thanks I get smh

BarackObama and the ace boy posting is legendary.

LiberalSocialist and BMF were infamous if not legendary.

The Beatrice avatar poster that does all the trans memes is legendary. Also when are we getting a fucking Umineko emoji you biased mods?

The one poster who made all those videos was legendary.

Kerryposting was funny and involved a legendary poster.

I'm way past my prime, sorry. I'm just a cranky old bitch now days.

I miss Enver

I dreamed I saw @gayhobbes@hexbear.net last night,

Online as you or me

Says I, "But @gayhobbes@hexbear.net , you're 3 years offline,"

"I never logged off," says he.

"I never logged off," says he.

You're just going to ignore Melina and BMF? is gold.

I'm going to have to launch a full attack of stick insect posts, aren't i?