edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.