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[–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)
[–] 7 points 2 years ago

Can't break resolutions you don't make!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Let my waistline go

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I picked a ez one - I'm only eating at tables :D

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    My resolution is to NOT start a diet, it's going well!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I'm gonna stop smoking because I got copd and I think in fked if I smoke

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    God, January 1st is like sooooo yesterday

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Resolution: bitch slap anyone that claims they're doing "dry January".

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    This year's different tho 😮‍💨

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    This year's starting strong for me; I baked a box of brownies 2 hours after New Year's, and ate them all within 48 hours.

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