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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

One half of my brain wants to pick the tomboy gf, the other wants England gone

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

One half of your brain is now ostracized

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

death to ~~Amerikkka~~ England! Unlimited genocide on the first world! I know which one I'm choosing

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

ENGLAND BEGONE

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Volcels = Supreme

England = Removed

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It took great self-sacrifice, but damn you to hell England, I’VE MADE MY DECISION! It took me 12 long weeks to decide. 1 full week dedicated to researching Tomboy gfs, their attributes, their personalities, their history, spent 4 weeks coming up with Pros and Cons of choosing Tomboy gf. 1 week learning all of England’s history, their culture, the roots of their language and influence on other nations. 4 weeks coming up with pros and cons as to choosing to damn England eternally. I spent another 2 weeks screaming. If you want an example of what kind of screaming this was, it was like the beginning of Kendrick Lamar’s song “u”. I was tormented by the decision, knowing I had to choose Damning England in the end.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I have a gf already, so goodbye England 😂

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

What anime is the woman from?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Gunsmith Catz

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

no clue eks dee

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do I get to get rid of England on any time period? Because if I can in the past, I would be able to save countless civilization from total extermination.

Also can I toss in Spain, France, Italy and Portugal? That way I get to save the entire Americas. Specially Spain, fuck Spain!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Do I get to get rid of England on any time period? Also can I toss in Spain, France, Italy and Portugal?

Yes, but everyone in these countries moves to Germany, resulting in the United States still existing but everyone speaks German instead

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Picking the tomboy gf only benefits yourself, (cringe bourgeois individualism) while picking the destruction of the anglos will benefit the entirety of humanity (based revolutionary collectivism)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I married my tomboy GF, I guess bye bye england.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Got a girlfriend... also I'm sorta the tomboy out of us. Am also English... England removed. No regerts.

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