They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

That fourth quote is legit quality.

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

I found this while looking at reviews

Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.