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[–] 144 points 3 years ago (23 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

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  • [–] 138 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

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  • [–] 46 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

    Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude

    They fuck men.

    Edit: corrected vernacular

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  • [–] 37 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    There's a dance number where some guys give (main) ken a kiss on the cheek. That's all I can think of.

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