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[–] 119 points 2 years ago (34 children)

Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I know it's a quote, but if the brakes failed on an escalator then yes it would be unusable even as stairs, however you wouldn't be stuck on it at that point, you'd be in a pile at the bottom.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (26 children)

    Or a temporary chainsaw from hell. That one clip of the one absolutely shitting the bed will haunt me.

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    You could probs google it and find it pretty readily, something like 'escalator failure reddit' or that. It's like mall footage of an escalator that has motor failure or something and because it's... well really heavy it basically it snaps at some point and just rips down with people just falling into the pit where the inner parts stay underneath.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh I think I know that one. Based on the previous comment, I thought it got sent into overdrive and was going hella fast that it may as well be a chainsaw lol

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (19 children)

    The scene you're probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I'd count those as the most solid of evidence.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (15 children)

    They could also be referring to the time a woman threw her child clear from a failing elevator and then got promptly consumed. Happened in China.

    Edit to add:

    Could also be this one. Turns out there's a lot of incidents of people being monched.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    This is fked up. Never knew this was possible

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    A lot of people don't! Escalators are big toothed conveyor belts, with a human-friendly box around it, basically. The mechanisms break down, and there's a chance that box fails and you meet teeth.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    C. C I'm not sure what you're talking about, I don't watch those movies and the one I'm thinking about was from (iirc) an asian mall CCTV recording or something to that effect.

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  • [–] 114 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My mind changed escalator to elevator because it didn't want to believe this

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    This joke was funnier when Mitch Hedberg made it with fewer words and zero pictures.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's a fake meme.

    That said, escalator break downs can kill people. They don't always just stop, they free wheel and smash everyone into a pile at the bottom.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Broken escalators are no joke. My father starved to death because they couldn't fix the excalator in time.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Fine to do for getting off the thing if it stopped while you're on it but no, they don't just become stairs when they're stopped. Go look up escalator brake failures if you want to see some horrifying videos of how that can go wrong.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Got a sepcific video in mind? all the videos coming up are failures while they're running.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Saw it a few years back and don't care to look for it since that shit scares the shit out of me (used to be a ski lift operator, rollbacks become a phobia in that line of work) but it was a large amount of people marching up the thing like it was a set of stairs when it just gave out.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    i bet if you let loose a couple of lions in there, one or two of them would discover some new escalator climbing skills real quick.. maybe just play lion noises through the intercom..

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Acshually, "escalators" are a subset of "stairs". They would've known this had they paid attention during math class 🤓

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    A lot of malls in Asia have signs that say not to walk on the escalators. So yeah I guess if it breaks you're SOL if the people in front of you aren't rule breakers.

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