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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR"

I hate when this happens

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM"

Success! That was pretty funny

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Remember always use flared stuff!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I needed this.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

fruit roll-up

that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”

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