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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't see the problem, why shouldn't your wine opener be a penis?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't see why not. Our bottle opener is a penis. Fun for the whole family!

Penis shaped bottle opener from the Icelandic Phallological Museum

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Honey, I think our daughter might have a drinking problem. I keep finding the bottle opener in her room.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Honestly not the weirdest purpose kitsch has found for a penis shape

[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago (5 children)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Holy fuck I love this, particularly with the whole biblically accurate angels meme taking off lately

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Omg

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Hahahahaha that was amazing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is my favorite Christmas present

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I should have stayed uninitiated.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You're right. Cows DO Kinda look like maps!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Yes, actually, and it's a little uncomfortable to witness

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That’s a chicken

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

More like BLESSING of knowledge!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's a reference to this quirk of nature: