That is like a Dickens villain. I didn't know they could be that tightfisted.

At our Christmas party this year, the head of our facility drew names out of a hat to have a go at grabbing cash in a money blower while the rest of us watched. Inside the blower among the lower dominated bills was one 100 dollar bill. When one of my coworkers was chosen, she just refused to go up because she was so tired from working back to back shifts several times that week and didn't want to humiliate herself by jumping around for money.

THEY TAXED THEIR EMPLOYEES ON THE MARKUP OF THEIR BAKED POTATO

"Workers these days are just too spoiled! In the good old days Irishmen were dying to receive a potato like this!"

Literally a Mallory Archer bit

my job dangled a pizza party over us to increase sales and then decided a day of revenue was more important.

My job recently sent me an email where I could choose my own christmas present from a short list of "approved" gifts. Unfortunately that turned out to be a phishing attack sent out by our IT-department, so my christmas bonus was literally just the holiday party that some staff threw last friday.

My place of work threw a potluck, where everyone had to bring their own food. The boss didn't even show up with like a fancy dish which would have at least been something.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Oh right. The exec who approved a budget of $100 for a whole hospital of gifts and patted themselves on the back for being generous.

Lol we were supposed to get hot chocolate. And then they just didn't.