Cart narcs out

I like that "elf" is the old name of our local petroleum company.

I can totally see them going "is that all you're buying to heat your home? You know you didn't drive a lot last year..."

fuck cars

Hey buddy, when I go to a waffle house bathroom and find a discarded needle I don't make a huge fuss.

I think what I'm trying to say it comes with the territory.

lol - these comments..

What the fuck rocks….