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[–] [email protected] 109 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I would have never read healthy burgers.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

actually those are steamed hams

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"Hey, where's the bite you just took out of the steamed ham?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Likewise; it's an oxymoron

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

i definitely prefer my burgers healed

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The power of bacon compels you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

ya need that surface area for flavor!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be grill'd. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they're fucking horrible burgers.

It's the 'cool hipster vibe' that got them liked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

Personally, I boycott. It's much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hope it'll get better!

Take care!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.

So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.