A literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex
Found my new Tinder bio
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Bro thought the birth of Slannesh was a real story.
Is that an Allen Ginsberg quote?
"Found my new Tinder bio"
-- Allen Ginsburg
It would certainly appear so.
i want this on a t-shirt.
If you want to see a parody of sex, just go, Google search “soaking” and “jump humping”. Purity culture ends up in some weird places.
Does anybody know where these literal sexual demons are?
Because I want to avoid those places extra hard.
Extra hard, eh? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!
That's a whole lotta words just to say "Nobody wants to have sex with me."
These assholes sure spend a lot of time thinking about trans people.
This is certainly one of the most comments of all time
If marijuana made people trans we’d have Wilhelmina Nelson
Have you seen her hair? She's just in denial
Laughs in sober asexual transexual
🤣 😂 🤣
I mean it's funny how little these peoole understand the issues they are so passionate to talk about.
Well, those were words..l
Some of them were.
This guy is channeling the writer of Reefer Madness.
I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds like a good time.
Had me at "marijuanification"
This got me wet
Honestly, he makes this transgender thing sound metal as hell and now I kinda wanna try it. So do you freebase it or what?
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Can’t tell if serious or parody…
unfortunately, it is serious
i made the mistake of going on the posters account
Hooboy. I am sorry, and thank you for your service <3
I was queer long before I ever tried pot. Disney's Robin Hood is what done it for me. Stupid, sexy, animated fox...
I think this person has been on way too many drugs (ones much harder than weed).
tag yourself im the monstrum
I'm the marijuanification of the human libido
This sounds metal af
Damn I guess it is time to pack another bowl!
a "monstrum" is a "warning" - so a warning incarnate would be, what, the super nanny?
Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad they don't make any sense.
This mf straight from 1950
Successfully getting ingroup and outgroup to respond "oh, sick!"
So that's what that was
He's got it all wrong, the quantum fluctuations in the flux capacitor prove with 99.84859% certainty that time crystals oscillate at a resonant frequency of the speed of light with hydrogen chloride. It's quite simple, really, I can't believe he's so wrong.
Conservatives threatening us with a good time once again
jesse
what the fuck are you talking about
I assume you were trying to reply to me.
In some parts of christian purity culture, specifically for mormons allegedly, they think it's a big no no to have sex before marriage. They've come up with loopholes to avoid actually having sex but come as close to it as possible. Soaking is when you penetrate someone and just let it sit there with no movement. Allegedly on the BYU college campus, it is popular to go "soaking" while a friend of yours jumps on the bed nearby you to create the sensation of motion, this act is called "jump humping".
I am unfortunately already cursed with the knowledge of that concept.
What do you think their plans are when they get to heaven? Do they think god will be chill with premarital sex due to a technicality? The ridiculous hubris of believing you can fucking debate a deity and win.
Also, I was doing a breaking bad pseudo-reference. Different jesse
