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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You would usually think ????? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ??????. Very important.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

"but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn't treat you like shit, soon! If that's what you want, that is... Take care, friend.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Cheers mate, I hope so too.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

What is the context behind her?

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Better, anime pornography

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can't believe there was a time when I didn't know he existed. He's absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sounds familiar. I've decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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