We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!

This is cursed.

That's an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.

What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.

Ohno

Did I have a stroke?

This map freaks me out and I don't know why.

It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

Ok, I don't get it.

Fun fact, there are no US states that start with A.

I have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. "Are-Kansas" and "Are-Can-Saw".

Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?

Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?

I see Kansas, but where's Kan'tsas?

Should be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.

It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.

Looks right to me ╮⁠(•⁠‿• )⁠╭

I did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.

I think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real

How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.

This makes my brain hurt

Columbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.

America's waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving

I have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.

Central Dakota...

Why are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We're about to be overrun.

I had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.