Dude….
You’re at church…. THEY are having brunch.
Get a grip.
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this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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The gun is his penis.
Dude knows no one is shooting up his church, he just wants to feel big.
I think most gun nuts have some fantasy where they use their gun to stop the bad guy and become a hero
They simply fantasize about shooting people. I hear this literally every day.
When statically they are more likely to become an hero.
Most of them wouldn’t be able to hit the side of a building from a meter away
Correct, pistols are shit at range.
Prophecy; at some point in the near future, somebody will panic and yell "gay with a gun" and all these good Christian men will draw their weapons and shoot each other and some number of innocent bystanders, and all of it will be a terrible loss and fake news and a false flag operation all in one.
I hate to use the term, but I feel it’s appropriate to call that particular scenario a “false fag” incident.
A homo-cide
Ooh that was good!
Insert multiple spider man meme. Are you the gay? Am I the gay?!
Noone show him the mass shooting stats for right-wingers vs trans people...
This performative, imagined self-victimisation is some pathetic snowflake shit.
This is beyond brainwashing, the person's brain has been scrubbed clean, all the wrinkles have been flattened perfectly
A marvel of modern science
Not a single scratch/scuff on the chamber. That guns never been fired. Bought for a photo op. But I'm sure the owner would be divinely inspired to be proficient should the need ever arise.
I'm willing to take the down votes here - I don't think this is an accurate or fair statement. Preventative maintenance makes many guns look new, I've fired hundreds of rounds through my guns and rifle and I clean them every time, they look great.
Plus the slide does have scuffs towards the front and lint/dirt on the slide grips. The polymer bottom is worn around the manufacturer text.
Ultimately, though, I'm not sure where this argument gets anyone. Let's focus on viable, provable facts about hate crimes and gun violence.
I can see scuffs on the chamber.
It's not about the gun. The gays need silver bullets. Fabulous silver bullets. They need to be consecrated or blessed by a theater kid who officiates non-binary weddings. (The ambiguous gender norms of the non-binary confuse gays and cause extra damage.)
An oak or ash stake with a silver nail driven into it will also work but requires being very close to a gay, which might infect you and cause you to be gay. Then you'd have to turn the gun on yourself. It's not worth the risk.
Can confirm, now the gun has to go up my arse.
Why not pack it for Easter to stop zombie Jebus?
WWJD