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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

technically, it isn't even murder

(for once)

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Booby traps for other races is murder.

There's legal precedent in the real world, let alone fake world.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

3rd degree manslaughter? Don't listen to me, I know nothing of law.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sure, it'll just add up to the high body count the party has, w/e.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

If it's done with the intention of killing her, it's murder.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

The culture runs deep with this DM.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I knew what was up as soon as I read the words "magical forest"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Good thing it was a magical forest and not a magical realm

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Wait, I've heard this story before!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Time stops every time that episode is on. 😶

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Firefly "Our Mrs Reynolds" episode.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on Lemmy 🤣 I kind of want to try something similar with my players now.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Dear sweet fluffy, thine wings shall forever inspire my actions.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

That’s freaking adorable

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

How I met your moth-er

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Where green text?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hey, Stamets, thanks for the posts, you definitely improve my day with them

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one that thinks the DM was inspired by a character from the webcomic Saffron and Sage? The moth girl there doesn't have the marriage custom but does immediately crush on the himbo pyromancer.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I see no problem with this

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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