this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well you can't write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

beer goes in, piss comes out. you can't explain that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Can we just pause for a second and acknowledge that "stand in one place like Hank Hill and guzzle those skinny boys down" is some fantastic phrasing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like a precursor to a "goodbye" note.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

dear Slim,

I wrote you but you still ain't calling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

cheers to that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hippest new bar in town, drinking 6 Michelob ultras in a snowy parking lot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Mmmmmm bop bop bop..... mmmmmmm bop bop bop.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

This is why I would drink bottles of vodka - far less litter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it one person drinking all 6 or a ski patrol group drinking one after work? Ski resort parking lots have loooots of fossils like this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd blame lifties more than patrol. F&Bs probably the most likely to litter though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe but lifties are usually the lowest paid and just clock in out and leave. I showed up to make snow overnight and it was always patrol the last couple trucks in the lot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was an operator for five years, they don't drink at resort bars but lifties definitely drink on resort and on the way back home. That being said the awesome bus services most Colorado mountain valleys have sort of takes the parking lot out of the equation, at least for most staff. I mean, why would I drive anywhere if the bus is at most 20 minutes away?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I don't understand a single reference, and don't feel like target audience.

This meme got me down

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago

just chilling