Well you can't write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.

Can we just pause for a second and acknowledge that "stand in one place like Hank Hill and guzzle those skinny boys down" is some fantastic phrasing.

This sounds like a precursor to a "goodbye" note.

Hippest new bar in town, drinking 6 Michelob ultras in a snowy parking lot

This is why I would drink bottles of vodka - far less litter.

Is it one person drinking all 6 or a ski patrol group drinking one after work? Ski resort parking lots have loooots of fossils like this

I don't understand a single reference, and don't feel like target audience.

This meme got me down

just chilling