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[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 years ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[-] [email protected] 131 points 2 years ago

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Writing on the wall in your siblings' house not wierd too...

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Not the asshole, your nephew your rules

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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