I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.
You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.
I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.
You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.
i dunno, it's always the little things that make one smirk.
Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.
Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don't worry, he will never suspect anything
It's true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.
My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/
"If you saw how big my dick was, you'd get it." - Is how you answer this, especially if you're a girl
Teacher: "I know you're sexting!"
Student: "Dude, I'm just upvoting memes."
Teacher: "So why do you have a boner?" 👀
Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead
I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.
Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(
When you're in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.
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