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[–] 3 points 2 hours ago

I hope she does and then uses the money to make his remaining years miserable. Just another billionaire cunt.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 hours ago

    Mostly likely good news for charities.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    With that kinda payout, she could possibly afford a 6090! :O

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  • [–] 10 points 4 hours ago

    She was a part of this when the voodoo 2 was relevant 100% earnt.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 hours ago

    I hate that expression, "windfall". Like wow, finally she'll be on stable financial ground!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 hours ago

    Good for Lori.

    Shame she married a complete total cunt, but at least there's a silver lining.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago

    Epic? EPIC!

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  • [–] 18 points 7 hours ago

    Imagine her getting half of the stocks and immediately selling 🤣

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Who's the current record holder, Bezos' ex wife?

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  • [–] 23 points 14 hours ago* (10 children)

    She’s probably stoked. I see 81 billion dollars and an oiled up pool boy in her future

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  • [–] 54 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    Jensen’s wife of over 40 years whom he before founding Nvidia

    Hey, at least we can be certain a human wrote this article, right?

    Now whether its good journalism or not, that's up for debate.

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    [–] 165 points 1 day ago (14 children)

    Lmao, didn't a guy from Enron do the same thing?

    He knew Enron was about to fail but couldn't sell his shares on the company so faked an affair and divorce so he was forced to sell his shares to pay for the divorce and was able to cash before the shares plunged

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  • [–] 79 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

    Found him: Lou Pai. He had an affair with a stripper and I don't think he was totally faking it because she got pregnant (or maybe he was really committed to the bit). But yes, he was very high up the corporate ladder and the timing of it was highly suspect.

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    [–] 5 points 13 hours ago

    Just in time for the guillotines!

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  • [–] 33 points 20 hours ago* (4 children)

    If he’s willing to cheat on his wife, he’s willing to cheat on his country

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