At first glance it reminds me of a 1990s video game where they don't have the polygons and the graphic card horse power to display what a Pontiac Aztek would look like.
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Graphic cards have met a hard limit, and we now have to reduce the visuals of reality to make games look more realistic.
Hey, you support Elon, you get what you deserve.
Play stupid Elon games win stupid Elon prizes!
That's a very ugly vehicle...
I think it's beautiful as an art piece. A perfect testament to a rich manchild's inability to be told "no".
And now people get to drive around in this embodiment of hubris.
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Wait was it really 100k I thought the whole idea was it was super cheap to produce and buy because flat metal plates are way easier to manufacture
Because everyone knows 90% of the manufacturing cost of a car is bending the bodywork panels.
Got me on that one ahah
One of Musks pitches for selling the car at 40k was that bending the steel panels is cheaper then making curved and painted ones.
Of course, the cars lowest trim is 60k because Musk is a liar, but that was part of the hype he was selling.
It’s a special alloy and it turns out it doesn’t like to make big flat parts, or something like that.
Yea I started watching the MKBHD video on it and turned it off at the part where he was kinda justifying how sophisticated the metal pressing process had to be because it has some elasticity or something and was hard to get consistent … the upshot of which was, as MKBHD admitted, that the panels were inconsistent and you were going to get random gaps in the plating. He kinda showed some examples, and to me, even over YouTube, it just felt cheap and I no longer understood how someone could feel ok spending the money.
Because Elon is a god king genius emerald boy who can do no wrong and you’d be a fool to ever doubt his perfection. It would be an honor to go into crippling debt to support him.
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I honestly thought that at launch they would drop away the metal panels to reveal a kickass vehicle underneath.
Nope. That's actually the thing.
lolwtf
I love taking the wind out of Elon's sails because he is just a horrible and cringe person to an extreme degree, but I personally like the cybertruck aesthetically. It definitely different from anything we have seen in a truck, and I'm all for it. It's also basically a concept car that is somehow actually making it to market, and if it motivates the bigger auto makers to take more chances with their designs and ideas, I think it's great.
That said, its so ludicrously expensive, and so impractical/not advisable for all the reasons I would personally use a truck, because it's basically an SUV with a bed. It's like a Chevy Avalanche/Honda Ridgeline mashup. This thing is the ultimate pavement princess. If there's one thing I wouldn't be an early adopter for, it's something thats whole purpose is to get beat the fuck up.
It really does just look like a Lamborghini you'd get on an N64 if you didn't have the expansion pack.
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Don’t forget that you can’t haul much because the dumbass designers sloped the walls of your bed. You have plenty of room for friends though, if you could make any.
Wasn't sure what your meant...
Bottom is release version
That's about the level of craftsmanship I expect to see in a wheelbarrow from Harbor Freight.
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People with big trucks didn't haul anything anyway. It's all just manly cosplay.
Just like most pickup trucks sold with too short beds and a crew cab lol. At least this one is electric despite being fugly
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I actually thought it would look cool at least since it's wildly different. That's just plain genuinely ugly.
It looks like something the top gear guys would have made for a laugh before dropping it into the sea
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Similar concept to the discrepancy in the pictures of food in a restaurant menu vs what you're actually served.
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Plus you can't leave it parked anywhere. Anyone who sees it will want to recreate the famous steel ball test. Dude will spend a fortune at the tesla dealership getting his "bulletproof" windows replaced every week.
Honestly this just seems like the best way to have both sides of the relevant conversation hate you. The urbanists will hate you because you bought a Cybertruck which exemplifies all the problems with large cars in urban areas and car dependency in general, not to mention techbro dependency. And the truck people will hate you because you bought a liberal socialist soy boy electric truck instead of a noble, God-anointed, by your bootstraps diesel truck.
Wouldn't be surprised if someone comes back to the parking lot to see a line of alternating rednecks and railfans all taking turns keying their truck.
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They're $100K in debt for a fridge.
you sit at a red light. a bicycle passes you on the side of traffic. you grow obscenely, irrationally angry and vow to get all bike lanes removed from your city. the traffic gets worse.
Ughh it just looks like a fridge with wheels
Hot take: It's no stupider than any other pickup truck, and at least it stands out. Don't get me wrong, it's fugly as hell, but that's still better than being indistinguishable from every other vehicle in its class.
Plus at least it's not spewing exhaust everywhere.
As a pick-up it however absolutely fails compared to everything else in its class.
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Why would you want your car to stand out?
Because that's the purpose of a posermobile, which the vast majority of pickup trucks are.
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I agree, won't stop me from making fun of it though!
I would have to disagree. A new Tacoma is about $60,000 less stupid than this.
but, but, the only way to fill the void in my heart is to consooooooooom!
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You feel worse than nothing.
You cant remember what that joy you were chasing felt like
[Puts on stupid, ugly, expensive sunglasses at night]
🎶 "Reluctantly (chuckled at by teens), at the starting line..." 🎶
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If they get a square wheel it'd be perfect 😌👌
Why would anyone go into debt for something like this? If you can't afford it, you should clearly not be buying something like this.
Other than that, it is largely foolish to consider other's opinions on a lot of our actions.
News flash, easily over 50% of cars on the road are bought with borrowed money and therefore debt.
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Should someone tell him? Who is going to tell him?
Alright, I will do it. People make bad decisions.
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It's OK to go into debt over a depreciating asset if you can afford to default on the loan, and it substantially improves your ability to make money. Businesses do it all the time. If a sole trader could work better with the cybertruck for some reason(I've got nothing) and could borrow off their house as collateral, that's a financially savvy business decision.
But a lot of people fall victim to predatory marketing. We need to recognize that it's not just them being dumb, they were manipulated, tricked and lied to by a powerful machine.
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