Residents across the state of Washington breathed a sigh of relief this week after the passage of Initiative 638 guaranteed girls are finally safe now that they’re required to show an adult their vagina in order to play school sports.

“Thanks to I-638, all my 12-year-old daughter has to do now to be spared the trauma of losing 5th place to a trans girl in track is show her vagina to an adult,” said local father Hank Hanson. “I love that under this new law, not even a birth certificate is enough for a girl to prove her gender because that deprives children of the opportunity to proudly show their reproductive organs to an adult while I stand in the room and watch to add that extra feeling of comfort and safety.”

Girls who play sports from middle school on up thanked the 1.5 million adults who went so out of their way to make minors living in a country run by a pedophile feel that much more seen.

“Nothing makes me feel safer and more excited to play sports quite like being forced to spread my legs for an adult who’s in at least their 30s,” said 13-year-old soccer player Brittney Rigby. “I don’t know why anyone thought passage of this law might deter girls from playing sports at all. What kind of 7th grader isn’t excited to let an adult they don’t know get a good look at her privates? Pretty routine middle school physical stuff, I’ve heard.”

At press time, boys who play school sports were still sadly completely unsafe due to not being forced to show an adult their penises.

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[–] 4 points 3 hours ago

Reminder: The whole idea of "genital checks" can be traced back to the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm from the middle east , can some one explain ?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 hours ago

    Washington State passed an initiative that forces all girls that want to play sports to prove that they're cis-girls by either having a doctor penetrate their vaginas or pay for an expensive DNA test.

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago

    I love the needling lol

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  • [–] 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Like most transphobic things, it's designed to hurt women as much as trans women. Misogyny is at the core of it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    would having a pink uniformed sports team instead of a girls sport team bypass this?

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  • [–] 92 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    This was stupid AF on so many levels, including anyone who voted for it. The wording on the initiative was intentionally confusing, as was the millionaire tax initiative. Upon reading the voter guide, it became immediately clear what's up.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    I was surprised it even got far enough for a vote, much less that it passed.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

    Initiatives in Washington State are created by constituents. This will most likely be challenged and the courts will determine if the initiative can stand.

    In 1912, Washington became one of the first states to adopt the initiative and referenda process, thus securing the rights of citizens to make and remake their laws, and to provide a check over the decisions of their Legislature.

    Today, if Washingtonians are dissatisfied with certain laws or feel new laws are needed, they can petition to place proposed legislation on the ballot. The process is termed “Initiative” because the electorate can initiate legislation. The electorate can either place a proposition directly on the ballot or it can submit the proposed law to the Legislature at the regular legislative session allowing the elected representatives an opportunity to enact the proposed legislation themselves instead of placing the measure on the ballot.

    A Referenda allows citizens, through the petition process, to refer acts of the Legislature to the ballot before they become law. The Referenda also permits the Legislature itself to refer proposed legislation to the electorate for approval or rejection.

    The Initiative and Referenda processes guarantee Washington’s electorate the right to legislate. Sponsors of Initiative or Referenda measures must obtain a substantial number of petition signatures from registered voters in order to certify their measures to the ballot or to the Legislature.

    Washington’s history has shown the Initiative and Referenda processes to be effective in protecting the people’s interests. In fact, many of our most significant laws, such as our public disclosure laws, were enacted by this process.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Thanks for this, I didn’t know that’s what they meant by “initiative”.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    No worries! Each state is a little different and it can get real confusing real quick lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    I also appreciate your detailed response. I was just naturalized in 2025 so this is only my third time voting (municipal, midterms, and now federal), and I had never taken the time to look up what an initiative actually was or why it was on the ballot.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    ...you mean this isn't the onion?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Fucking red states, amirite?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    What about intersex people?

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