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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

.... You were supposed to the whole time ....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

My wife and I have been on board for decades :)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Next you'll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (5 children)

fun fact: the S in island is completely fucking made up, the original spelling was "iland" with "i" being cognate with "ö" in swedish. It basically means island land and the only reason why there's an S in there is because some shithead thought it was related to the french word "isle" and felt that INCORRECT idea warranted changing the spelling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yep. It is indeed. ~~Same with the K in knight, which was added for no fucking reason.~~ Sweden also has an island called Öland which means island land.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"Knight" used to be pronounced with the "K." It was always there, it's not pronouncing it that's new.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (5 children)

i-sand... is-and... isund? iand? Ok, I give up, how are you supposed to pronounce it without the L?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I mean the L. Like in salmon.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (14 children)

I already do this with the word "solder" which confuses my fellow Americans greatly. They seem to think I'm lying that the L is sounded out in some other English speaking countries.

I just think the American pronunciation (SAW-dur) sounds wrong.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't solder, so I'm no expert, but I've only ever heard it pronounced "sodder" (though agreed, leaving out the "l" sound is an odd choice).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In UK/Australia/NZ we pronounce it as written, with the l.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Out of all the different ways Americans pronounce words differently, hearing sodder is the only one that makes me cringe.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What area of the country are you in? I'm on the West Coast and the normal pronunciation is with the L. Pronunciations often depend on region though

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You're not supposed to? Not a native English speaker.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

No, the L is silent. Thank the French for that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Geuss I ain't ever gonna pronounce this damn language correctly . You can't blame this on French tho because in that language it's saumon pronounced somon. They didn't drop a consonant in the middle of the word.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, but you do pronounce it in salmonella. English is not a language governed by logic.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I speak Spanish and it's wild to have no many randomly decided silent letters in words. We have the H that is silent always, and that's it. We have Salmón, with the intonation in the o, and we of course pronounce the L. I can't even say salmon without the L while not sounding stupid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You should see Fr*nch.

They only pronounce the vowels and once in a blue moon a consonant.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (7 children)

But it's systematic. In English, it's systemless, complete wild west out there smh

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

You weren't supposed to do that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Salmon is a type of ghoti.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Oh sugar, I already do

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are the flavors similar too?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but id happily consume several kilograms of both

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Got a question for you. What's heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You know what? You're absolutely right! We have no future, if climate change doesn't get us in the next 50 years, or the endless crushing of the working classes under late stage capitalism, then the rising new wave of western fascism will when it takes over.

Nothing matters any more, let's just do whatever we want <3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Orgy, anyone?

I'll bring the wine.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

what

is it not pronounced /sɔɫ.mən/ (sol-muhn)???

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Partly wish I had Twitter in order to commend them on their choice of Frisky Dingo profile pic, but I'd rather pull the pubes off my scrotum one-by-one with tweezers than visit Twitter so it's not going to happen.

Anybody want to DM OP for me? Or get their pubes removed?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the'l' sound from salmonella

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thighland is a very different place in my head.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It's making my tongue feel funny.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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