.... You were supposed to the whole time ....

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

Next you'll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

I already do this with the word "solder" which confuses my fellow Americans greatly. They seem to think I'm lying that the L is sounded out in some other English speaking countries.

I just think the American pronunciation (SAW-dur) sounds wrong.

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

I speak Spanish and it's wild to have no many randomly decided silent letters in words. We have the H that is silent always, and that's it. We have Salmón, with the intonation in the o, and we of course pronounce the L. I can't even say salmon without the L while not sounding stupid.

You're not supposed to? Not a native English speaker.

You weren't supposed to do that?

Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

Oh sugar, I already do

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

You know what? You're absolutely right! We have no future, if climate change doesn't get us in the next 50 years, or the endless crushing of the working classes under late stage capitalism, then the rising new wave of western fascism will when it takes over.

Nothing matters any more, let's just do whatever we want <3

Partly wish I had Twitter in order to commend them on their choice of Frisky Dingo profile pic, but I'd rather pull the pubes off my scrotum one-by-one with tweezers than visit Twitter so it's not going to happen.

Anybody want to DM OP for me? Or get their pubes removed?

Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the'l' sound from salmonella

what

is it not pronounced /sɔɫ.mən/ (sol-muhn)???

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It's making my tongue feel funny.

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

salman rushdie

*They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!