Even though this is obviously a joke, the mere statement - right after the entire rightwing media apparatus pretended like he was the kingmaker non-stop - will probably make Asmongold shit himself.

As an emotionally unbalanced person, the stress from this statement might just send him.

And I'm here for that.

Critical support for HasanPiker

Lock him up in a shower stall first.

Unlimited intifada on the gamers. Ban WoW forever now. Delay the release of GTA6 until it can run at 60fps. No half measures.

Gulags but for anyone who’s said that woke is killing the video game industry

They're really big on cleanliness in prison, so he'd get shanked day one.

state-mandated bath times, just keep dunking him in and out until he stops being a biohazard

I don't agree with prison, can't we just take away his computer and recording equipment? Ban him from social media? Honestly think that would fuck with him more

A policy I can support!

This is the only way to make him take a shower

Bug spray would probably do the trick