The republicans got rid of all the abortion clinics, so go to the nearest Cheesecake Factory

Remember that chemical that makes frogs gay? Open wide!

Actually laughed out loud, just kept getting better.

Stop, I can only get so aroused.

All TV's will be streaming liberal episodes of Seasame Street and Arthur the episode "Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone" on repeat.

All books in the library will be replaced with previously banned books like To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Beloved, All Boys Aren't Blue, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

Lmao

You also have to be a vegan now.