This can't be right.

$5M is way too low to cover statues in gold.

Unless he's paying Jarod $5M to pay a guy on Craiglist $75 to spray paint three statues gold. That might check out. Otherwise no way.

Paganism? Hey Christians this is paganism

It's like building the palace at Versailles while the peasants starve...

What a monster.

It's time.

Petty ego projects, evil war of choice, and caring for the American people: pick two.

Look at that horse. Big horse, strong horse, muscular ass, hung like a horse. Literal stallion

Can we cover trump in gold? Like in molten gold, inside out?

I wonder if Melania would give him sex twice daily, he'd be satisfied & quiet & harmless? I wonder if his fuckwit personality which repels everyone including his own wife, is to blame for his self-sabotaging incel-fueled tyranny?

I miss when the Republicans were at least trying to pretend to be fiscally responsible.

While he transitions into Oswald Cobblepot.

Couldn't get 24k?

They're gonna need to hire guards to keep crack heads single parents with hungry children from scraping the gold off.