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[–] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

This will ultimately be the death of retail stores.

Half the reason anyone wants to go to a store in 2026 is to have a good time shopping in person. If going to the store leads to any chance of a shitty experience? Fuck it dude, I'll just order online like everyone else I suppose.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

    The world would be dramatically better if about 10,000 specific people died

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  • [–] 19 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    Self Checkouts are not even self checkout anymore. You go up and scan your stuff then 2 times out of 3 someone has to come over and approve that you scanned everything. At that point just open the normal lanes back up

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

    And the supermarket systems still don't get right the prices for fruits. Which means you have to call another employee to enter the price for you.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    I've walked out of Walmart before over wrong prices. I was just there to look at the camping section and see if they had any deals. There was a cooler on sale for 10$. I go scan it. 30$. I just left it there at the self checkout and went home.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    I literally stopped shopping at Kroger over this. If you're gonna accuse me of stealing every third item I scan because I use a reusable shopping bag instead of the single-use plastic ones, you aren't getting my business.

    I think the only one more over it than me was the poor associate who had to keep signing in to watch videos of me scanning stuff.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 hours ago* (2 children)

    Kafkaesque nightmares

    I gotta read something besides The Metamorphasis because all I associate with that phrase is physical body horror of becoming a bug. Somehow I don't think that's what they meant here.

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    [–] 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

    What is wild about all this is looking back to the old social contract and how it basically made this fobitted forbidden.

    The best example is the movie minority report in which the had a fool proof way to 100% of the time predict the future.

    I won’t spoil the movie, but the whole premise was that even if there was one instance of it making a mistake, and a innocent person was put on ice by mistake, then the whole thing had to be shut down.

    And in today’s reality: all of big tech’s new tools make mistakes constantly, sometimes more than getting things right, and it’s still full steam ahead on the rollout.

    MFW dystopia movies were too optimistic

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago*

    fobitted

    I'm sure this is a typo of some kind, but I can't for the life of me work out what it was."Predicted"? "Foretold"? I'm sure I'm being dense and just missing something obvious, but I'd love to hear what.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

    You write just one book about a labyrinthine bureacracy and people use your name to curse organisational dysfunction forever.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 hours ago* (4 children)

    A situations like this makes me use a form of Malapropism one would expect of a Dickensian society to bring about almost Orwellian situation. Makes you wonder when someone will use Chekhov’s Gun before it all gets Bowdlerized. Alas this Machiavellian paragraph is reminiscent of a Lovecraftian creature.

    But seriously, that paragraph above reads like the scene in Blackadder when they meet the writer of the Dictionary.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

    Poor Machiavelli too. Everyone goes on about how he faked his death and “dark triad” traits, and he was just some bloke taking the piss out of the government.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago* (2 children)

    I think that guy might have been trolling. He was imprisoned by the Medici family, amd then ended up writing a book to give advice to the princes? I think it could have been intentionally bad advice, especially after reading Sun Tsu.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago*

    I worked at my local Goodwill (they're split up by region). We kept a close eye on known shoplifters, but we couldn't say anything and even my boss couldn't say anything unless he literally saw them conceal the object then walk out of the store and never broke eye contact. They said the store could get sued if we stopped them and they had ditched the contraband in the moment we looked away.

    I don't see why the stores discussed here should be treated differently. Someone needs to sue these surveillance stores until they stop automating false accusations.

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  • [–] 16 points 12 hours ago

    Someone must have been telling lies about Some slop machine must have misidentified Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested.

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  • [–] 17 points 12 hours ago

    This is a great way for people to lesen how this technology can be used negatively. Get the backlash early before it has completely infected everything.

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  • [–] 34 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

    When I worked at Lowe's they could tell the instant shoplifters pulled into the parking lot. They even had nicknames for the repeat offenders.

    "Heads up, Dumb and Dumber just pulled in, no doubt headed for lumber."

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    [–] [S] 116 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

    The AI gets to accuse you based on a bad guess, while you have to file paperwork and surrender more personal data to prove you didn’t steal a pack of vitamins. »Innocent until proven guilty« is now a premium feature.

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  • [–] 39 points 15 hours ago* (17 children)

    False accusation isn't a crime over there?
    What a shitty place!

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