Every time I finish on my wife she says "do y'all wipe down your wives or do you let em crust?" while I'm looking for a shirt/towel.

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Yes, we are all aware that characterizing a person solely by their genitalia is both reductive and crude, but for the purposes of this joke you could choose to see it as funny instead of sad and perhaps use it as an opportunity to reflect on how to improve your outlook on life through humor.

I think that in the right context it's funny. If people are serious when making these statements, the. No, not funny.

This community may not be for you if this is something you really don't enjoy.

I find it infuriating personally

No, but we don't shout as loudly as they do.

I’m going to hell for this

Isn't that the point?

i feel like anything said in response that isnt an escalation gets a pass

the moral ground in an argument is silly

Girl can't even get a dude aroused enough to make him vibrate