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[–] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Just went out for brunch in the city. My knife slipped while cutting into it, and an entire runny-yolked, hollandaise covered poached egg plonked off my plate onto my lap πŸ™ƒ

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    How could you waste such a magnificent egg? 😭

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    catfish got some good fucking hello shots holy shit

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Ooh is game night still on (and it's tonight yea? I'm terrible with memory / dates πŸ™ƒ)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Can't sleep. But sometimes, ya just gotta get up the same time the next day, and just relax into the tiredness, get a good night sleep the next night.

    Is what I tell myself.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)
    [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    I don't know if I've shared this halloween story before but I'll tell it anyway. I was a teenager and my brother was an adult. I opened the door to handout some chocolate bars to some young teens when my brother came from behind me and in a weird growly voice said "you want the candy". I quickly turned to see him with this ugly mask thing with hair and a fake knife in his hand. I let out an enormous loud "FUCK". The kids loved it. I did not.

    Anyway have a great time at the party or watching tv or whatever. I'm gonna have a special cupcake. ❀️

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Thunder! Lightning! Very, very FRIGHTENING!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago
    [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Had to take allergy meds at 6am and am still utterly miserable. Huzzah!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    all the Hallowe'en candy has been obtained so kids better turn up πŸ™‚

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Good night everyone, sweet and spooky dreams 😘

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I have seen heaps of kids out already trick or treating along Burke πŸ₯°πŸŽƒ

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Boyo is apparently the sausage roll who will save the day.

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