Just went out for brunch in the city. My knife slipped while cutting into it, and an entire runny-yolked, hollandaise covered poached egg plonked off my plate onto my lap π
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catfish got some good fucking hello shots holy shit
Ooh is game night still on (and it's tonight yea? I'm terrible with memory / dates π)
Is it ok if I come next time? I can bring wine and Belgian chocolate. π
Can't sleep. But sometimes, ya just gotta get up the same time the next day, and just relax into the tiredness, get a good night sleep the next night.
Is what I tell myself.
Nap time
I don't know if I've shared this halloween story before but I'll tell it anyway. I was a teenager and my brother was an adult. I opened the door to handout some chocolate bars to some young teens when my brother came from behind me and in a weird growly voice said "you want the candy". I quickly turned to see him with this ugly mask thing with hair and a fake knife in his hand. I let out an enormous loud "FUCK". The kids loved it. I did not.
Anyway have a great time at the party or watching tv or whatever. I'm gonna have a special cupcake. β€οΈ
Thunder! Lightning! Very, very FRIGHTENING!
What a fantastic day for it!
I have seen heaps of kids out already trick or treating along Burke π₯°π


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