Months? Three weeks and a shitload of water a berocca and some creatine the night before.

Pass a wee test?

That sucks homie. Twice my mother has agreed to help me get into a place only to turn around and withdraw the offer.

$33/hr for my local garbos. Basic heavy rigid drivers pay. JWM waste management I think.

☕️🍞 edit: 🧈🧇 Sorry for the dry toast.

Assuming your parents names aren't going on the title and it's purely yours just agree agree agree then change the locks and let them use the spare room like you were always planning?

Porridge. x

I'm an only child, a people pleaser and shifty so your theories might be bunk.

Dahl.

I meal prepped shepard's pies in my new IKEA glass tupperware. I'm having my first one, bake in the dish with mash on top. It's really tasty. Maggi Gravy mix and Worcestershire sauce flavours.

There's hundreds of places selling it. Six!?

Those vajayjays sure seem to give some owners trouble. Best wishes for your pelvic comfort.