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[–] 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He also said he would surrender his passport and stay in Brazil to fight the supposed unjustified allegations against him, didn't he? Look how that promise went and how quickly the flight risk was justified.

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  • [–] 56 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Shit they're gonna kidnap Lula, and install this sack of shit arent they.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I would love to watch us get beaten down by Brazil if we try. I hope they string up any American operatives they find in public as a warning. Also they should stop sending us coffee. Fuck with people's favorite legal stimulant and see what happens.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    A fascist contesting a clear election loss?? I've never heard of such a thing!

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  • [–] 25 points 3 days ago

    who could've predicted he would say that 🧐🧐

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago

    Lying Nazi bitch

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago

    “And I would be too if it wasn’t for those meddling voters!”

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago

    Here it comes, next step is begging Trump to kidnap Lula.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago

    He won so hard that he's moved to Disney

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Hey, me too, I am also the president of Brazil. Just uuuh. Brushing up on my Portuguese.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    There is only one way to convince a fascist of the error of his ways.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    Sore loser PoS

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  • [+] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago*

    Come say that in Brasilia^[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/say-that-to-my-face-not-online] and not in KFC^[https://www.rfi.fr/en/international-news/20230204-from-presidential-palace-to-kfc-bolsonaro-s-peculiar-exile-in-us] and see what happens motherfucker.

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  • Yeah, yeah. And Trump says he stopped 8 wars. Dickheads and dictators lie.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    ... and then on 13th Anniversary Hard Cover Golden Limited Collector's Deluxe Edition, he finally settled on:

    "I declare myself a Great Skipper of Brazil"

    Available right now on white house dot gov. Every print individually signed by Rubio & Donroe.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    juan_guiado_firsttime_noosememe.jpg

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