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[–] 8 points 1 day ago

Seems like a lot to write just to say you're a pedophile and Jeff Epstein's best friend.

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Yet another leftist wall of text posing as a meme 🙄🙄🙄 (/j, obviously)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I thought I was terminally online, but the president is on a whole other level.

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    [–] 78 points 3 days ago (17 children)

    Is this shit real? He can't die fast enough.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    I spot an em dash. Can't even use his own words to go on an unhinged rant about someone he doesn't like

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    The em dash is weird but an LLM would have produced a coherent and clean text, not something like "I never watch his show" followed by three paragraphs of how he watches his show (quick read, I didn't actually read the rant), with digressions, random capitalized nouns and typos like DESPARATELY

    I'm guessing iPhone autocorrect? Maybe if you type two dashes consecutively it writes the em dash?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    You know people, especially olds, used the emdash before ChatGPT ruined it for us all.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Yeah but he's using AI and we all know it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    To dictate, maybe. But he's not asking Grok "give me an extensive rant with very obscure 1990s entrainment industry name dropping calling Bill Maher a loser."

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    [–] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I won't even bother reading that word vomit, would probably get brain damage if i tried.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I’m not reading this because there is nothing useful.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 days ago

    Huh, wonder what he said.

    I’m never gonna read it so it’s a mystery.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    I know it’s a shitpost but am I going to be only one to point out its truth social? It’s the red tick, not the blue tick. I saw that and didn’t even need to read it.

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    [–] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I’m not reading all that. But some time ago, Maher went to the White House, where he had dinner with Trump. Then he went on someone else’s show (maybe Colbert?) to say how nice Trump was in person, and how he was different than at his speeches, because that was all just an act and a character he plays. Now many of Maher fans are left leaning, or consider themselves to be left leaning. I have pointed out to them on many occasions how I’ve given up on Maher decades ago because of his shit takes on pretty much everything. Sometimes he’ll even have a good opinion, but the way he goes about presenting it is garbage. Anyway I can’t see how a lot of his fans could still be liking him after such praise of Trump after that dinner. And if Trump has now turned on him after that, then that’s even funnier leopards. So fuck them both.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 days ago

    Looks like the ingredient list for a Big Mac.

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    Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought "There's no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself". Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there's an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler's dementia vomit as much as the original's.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 days ago

    tldr: dementia rambles, that make every PR person in a 5 mile radius burst out in sweat

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  • [–] 28 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    So weird how the dudes making the most money faster than anyone in history are always the most miserable pieces of shit

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  • Should have posted the Bee Movie script like a normal human being.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago

    All that stands out is "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER". Since I already know Trump is, there's no need to keep reading.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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    [–] 14 points 3 days ago

    I can't tell if that's real or not. On one hand it's obviously a hilarious parody. On the other hand several news outlets are reporting on it.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I can only imagine this as dictation and speech-to-text, cleaned up by this week's press person.

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    [–] 12 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Being able to listen to the unfiltered raw blasts of madness directly from the dome of Azathoth is something I grow tired of

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