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Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God (theonion.com)
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    [–] 3 points 1 hour ago

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+32%3A22-31&version=JUB

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    [–] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    The CIA gave him cancer but upon hearing about the plan for the coup to end all coups they've switched sides. Jesuits are in control (as always).

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