Every accusation is a confession. Every one.
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“If I’m doing it, and I’m the most righteous person alive, everyone else must be doing it 10x more”
The responding officer said he spoke to her after spotting her parked in grass on the side of a highway, that her speech was very slurred and she “appeared to have difficulty comprehending” questions, according to an affidavit included in court filings. A preliminary breath test displayed a .254 blood alcohol content, three times the .08 legal limit for driving, and a test taken at the jail displayed a .192 level, the affidavit says.
Holy shit!
Just so we're clear about whether this is one of those things that was technically a violation but not actually "that" bad... no, this really was that bad. .254 and delirious on the side of the road!
.254 isn't just getting a little carried away. That's three bottles of wine or a whole bottle of hard liquor.
"I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive"
Among the likely many many other things she needs to be treated for, I hope they get her help with the drinking also. That's real red flag hardcore alcoholic level BAC while still being conscious.
“I oppose letting men in women’s locker rooms and voted to let parents, not politicians, make decisions for their kids,” Trone Garriott said in a recent ad that drew criticism from some LGBTQ+ activists.
"Let's keep moving further to the right to try to capture voters that will never vote for us!" -Dems
Joe Biden took a shit in my pants and made me vote for a swindling warmonger
Barrack Hussein Obama has been running a shadow-cabal out of the basement of a pizzeria in the basement of a girl's school in Iran and shipping them out in boats disguised as oil tankers via the strait of hormuz, and transferring them to fake fishing boats around Venezuela ok authority of Moduro. So it's reeeaaally his fault for the wars and gas prices
this happens so frequently that i think The Onion wouldn't make similar jokes anymore, as not to be seen as unoriginal
EDIT: Nope. It's a totally different piece of blonde shit.
Is this the chick in the Anti-Talarico ad from Texas?
Because the Republicans blocking the release of the Epstein Files feels pretty dangerous to kids, if you ask me.
She tried to play it off too like it was, "Just an OUI," an OUI isn't a just anything.
Republicans are a danger to our children
Next they should drag out a woman who let her kid be abused talk shit about her kid in a political attack ad.
wtf is this satire or her real FB page?
https://www.facebook.com/FlockhartForDC/
Profile Picture (you have been warned)
Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott “dangerous” for kids, pleaded guilty after authorities said she drove drunk with her children in the car in 2017.
October 24, 2026 at 5:00 a.m. EDT53 minutes ago
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A Republican woman in a campaign commercial gave a grave warning about Sarah Trone Garriott, the Democratic candidate in one of Iowa’s most competitive House districts.
“When it comes to our kids, Sarah is just plain dangerous,” says Shellie Flockhart, a Dallas Center city councilwoman identified in the ad by her first name.
Also, fuck Washington post
Here's an archive link, because I agree.
She looks exactly how you would expect
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