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He is also, apparently, the reason we know the age of the earth.

So -- there's that.

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[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago

I think the abbreviation CCP is already takenโ€ฆ

Maybe a different name would be best.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Why don't we just leave out the middle name? We could just have Clair Patterson day, or CP day. Surely that wouldn't confuse the internet, right?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Yikes.. Maybe let's just do "Patterson Day" :)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I like myself a good P day

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Nooooope. Hmm. How about International Clair Patterson day, or ICP day? Surely there are no negative connotations for ICP in the scientific community

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

"It's all around you, you don't even know it"

Ngl, that fits pretty well with lead from car exhaust

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Happy Make Inhaling Lead Forbidden Day.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Lemmygrad/Hexbear and the rest of Lemmy can find a common denominator at last.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It would be very on brand for ccp to just steal the name lol

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

Why are people celebrating his death day? Dude was born June 2nd, why not make that the holiday?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

The day he died is the day we failed to celebrate him for the last time; we're not celebrating we're commemorating.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Why do Christians celebrate Good Friday, when we're at it?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I do have a joke about that, but eight people have told me it's in bad taste, so I had to stop telling it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Hello, sorry I'm late. I am your audience for the poor taste/dark humour jokes.
When does the telling start?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

What's the joke? Or was that the joke and I don't get it?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

(cue joke)

When I was younger everyone kept asking me "Have you found Jesus?"

When I was on the street, when I was walking through shopping centres, when I was in the Student Union.

"Have you found Jesus?"

Eventually I got sick of it, and one day I snapped.

Someone asked me "Have you found Jesus?" and I turned to them I said "You've lost him? Again? What is it with you people losing Jesus? You know what you should do? You should do what they did in the olden days and nail him to a cross -- that way you'll always know where he is!!"

Which turned out to be the wrong thing to say to the Arch Bishop, but hey -- you live and learn.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hah! I like it!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I mean far more Christians celebrate Christmas than good Friday

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Which is funny given the actual significance of that appropriated celebration.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But then we have to wait for months :(

Let's party now! ๐ŸŽ‰ Woo hoo \o/

[-] cmhickman358 2 points 2 years ago

ยฟPorque no los dos?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well -- not to put a damper on things, but this year, on the 2nd of June, nearly 300 people died and over 1,200 people were injured in one of the most horrific train crashes in recent memory.

So that might be one reason why they didn't want to mark it this year in particular.

It's also the anniversary of the formation of the PLO and the coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Whether either of these matter to any given person I suppose depends on the person.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You can say something like this about every single date.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

CCP means something very different on Lemmy lol

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Yea all the commies are going to be disappointed after reading the text in the image

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It'll always be CCP Games, to me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Cyrillic for SSR

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Chinese Communist Party

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Can we also take a minute to appreciate the guy that invented the lead additive and pushed for its adoption despite knowing the risks? I forgot his name but that fucker should live on in infamy.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Thomas Midgley, Jr.

Also invented CFCs (the stuff that put the hole in the ozone layer).

In his later years, he had limited mobility, so he designed a system of pulleys and levers to give him some degree of independence. Eventually, he was found strangled by his contraption.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Eventually, he was found strangled by his contraption.

Well it's only fitting that one of his inventions should eventually be his downfall. Unfortunately it's was the wrong one, and a little too late.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Thomas Midgley Jr.

He not only put lead in petrol but also CFCs in refrigerants. He killed the air and the ozone layer above.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3dnLzthDA

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

What? This abbreviation is fucking stupid. CCP in it's mainstream abbreviation stands for Chinese Communist Party. Not a scientist

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'm not 100 percent sure but having looked at the meme again I think that's the joke.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Oh so this has nothing to do with that Chinese Communist Party pamphlet a petitioner handed out to me at the beach a couple weeks ago?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Increasing decrease.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Adding this to the list of grim yet sweet holidays only I celebrate.

Anyone else for Arkhipov day?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Just how many times did a Soviet officer refuse to start nuclear war, that's #2 in this thread!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We owe some big debts to some random dude going "No I don't think I will press the button that ends the world".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sure. Who or what is Arkhipov?

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ah right that guy. Thank you Vasiliy Arkhipov! o7

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday Mr!

Single handedly improved HEALTH AND SAFETY for the public and from the public. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŽ‰

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I shall include this similarly to Stanislav Petrov Day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Let's also remember Robert A. Kehoe who sell his soul to the lead industry to stop any changes. May he rest in piss ๐Ÿ™

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hey, there's been "an increasing decrease of violent crime," y'all

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