Just call them what they are. Perverts.

Children's genitals, to be more apt.

1 in 4 girls are sexually abused before age 18 and 1 in 6 boys. That's a lot of pedophiles. It's them, the right wingers, they're the pedophiles. That's why they don't care about the Epstein files.

"Animal husbandry gone awry"

Do the people voting for this shit understand that their kids will also be subject to this bullshit?

Don't spread these LIES. Just like banning abortion, it's only a ban for THOSE promiscuous girls, not my darling baby girl. If she ever got into "trouble" she would get an exception.

• Nearly word for word from an in-law

If they suffered this way, why shouldn’t other people?

The closest thing would be a hernia check for boys, which is generally considered optional. There is no corresponding check for girls. They may be asked if they are menstruating, and if it is regular. That's about it. And none of that information would be communicated to the school. It's just for their medical history. There is no part of the form where the doctor is required to verify the existence or nature of someone's sex organs.

I'd also like to point out that the initiative provides no source of additional funding to cover the processing and keeping of records it will force schools to gather. Consider that girls sports already gets significantly less funding than boys sports. This will widen that gap considerably.

Wait, what‽ seriously you had full body physicals for high school sports?

I entered high school in 2009. The only exam they required of athletes was a concussion baseline. I might have needed to get a note from my pedestrian.

Back in grade school, we had vision, ear, and the occasional lice exam.

They should probably just let people play fun games.