If Iran destroys the internet completely, I will convert to Islam.

jellyfin self hosters stay winning

omg that would kinda be awesome except for the 'i can't pay any of my bills' shit that would ensue and then electricity and water getting cut off and all that probably

The US would descend into a mad max-esque pure chaos overnight if the entire country lost internet at once.

If they do this, it would be the only reason i'd log off

We need a Xi please emote but for Iran

this would be unironically great. interrupting the nonstop propaganda will sure make people use their own brains more the longer it's disrupted.

Iran, please, for the love of everything good, release me from this prison and set me free from misery.

please iran, put us out of our misery

this is CTH not news so maybe i'm just being dour, but this seems aimed the oil monarchies, not directly at the west. meaning, the gulf states might have issues with international web traffic, but the western countries mostly won't.

Is this the daddy republicans have been searching for?

Please

You know what, yeah. It’s time.

they be chillin'

I got my offline games ready 2 go

Jk if the power dies it’s all cooked, I never bothered with handhelds

Pls

Real question: wouldn’t this just cut us off from part of the globe, but the internet within America would continue to work? Seems like it would just make a national net instead of a global internet.

That's fucking funny