The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…

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[–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.

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    Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    Spehgbert
    Porald
    Hinchcliffe
    Mergan
    Blettle
    Shoap
    Fragold
    Quane

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?

    Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Flint Ironstag

    Bolt Vanderhuge

    Stump Junkman

    Bob Johnson

    Gristle McThornbody

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    [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Second name: Hurricane

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  • [–] 17 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Please just make sure not to go too crazy with "unique" names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way... it's such a headache, and a whole lot of "we can't locate your file" because someone wasn't listening to me when I spelled out my first name.

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    [–] 41 points 4 days ago (6 children)

    Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it's not the month they were born in, you can tell them "we liked how it sounded" until they're old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.

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    [–] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Daimler-Benz DB 605 35.7L V12 supercharged inverted inline engine

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    [–] 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    ebony dark'ness dementia raven way

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    Lemmy. Obviously

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    [–] 21 points 4 days ago

    You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface

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  • [–] 21 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    If it's a boy: Doug Damage. If it's a girl: Doug Damage.

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    [–] 6 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    your grandparents name, with a different letter.

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    [–] 7 points 3 days ago*

    How about "Nine Ten"?

    Seriously though, my firstborn got a rather specific name which was (and is) totally fine - it just set us up for some serious brain racking when it came time to come up with another name that wasn't comparatively boring.

    I'd suggest something that:

    • you can spell when you hear it
    • you can pronounce when you read it
    • in all the languages that you care about

    That narrows things down quite a bit, I've found. It also makes life so much easier for the kid bearing it.

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  • Play through all 4 quest lines in Fire Emblem Three Houses and name your kid after your favorite character

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