the purpose of a thing is what it does.

They're not for chucking in the rivers either but that sure as shit happens.

We need a bike rental company called Lemon to come out and say "ours are."

Is jousting explicitly ruled out in the Terms of Service?

There was a Jackass skit tited "BMX joust". It's been done.

What did their terms of service say?

I know what it says now, but that doesn’t matter.

Duh. Obviously, they're for cutting open and salvaging the batteries from.

So I get it, they're trying to get ahead of liability for potential injuries. But my bike can outjoust your bike

"Absolutely do not do this freakin cool thing with our bikes. Yes, this cool thing here on this video. Don't do that.

Also, we've unveiling 4 new livery color schemes for the summer! How cool is that?"

and not a limo joust.

Streisand Effect, in 3, 2, ...

It's going to get very medieval up in here with all the Citi bikes in my college town. Can't imagine a more useful display of their brains than on the ground. Yikes